Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
Randomize
