Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Regardless, you never quit out of your interenet. You left your porn on the living room comp. Then you passed out four feet from the chair with your hand still down your pants. We decided that we should go back to her place instead. Worlds best wingman.
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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