Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
He shit in the fireplace
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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