So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
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