: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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