Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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