; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
Randomize
