I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
Maybe they'll dismiss me from jury duty after they smell beer on me. You can't keep me in a cage and then give me an hour and a half long lunch break next to a beer fest and expect sobriety.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
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