sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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