That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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