I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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