There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
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