..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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