He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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