'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
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