i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
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nvm
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
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