glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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