We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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