Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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