He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
I just found a bag of teeth...
Next Halloween, remind me to find a different wingman. Walking out in your pirate costume talking like Captain Ahab while i was banging her and telling me I had to harpoon the white whale really pissed her off.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
Liz is crying about burritos again.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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