super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
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