Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy�
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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