A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
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