At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
There needs to be a newsfeed for phones... A list of all my drunken calls, texts, BBMs, new contacts, pictures sent AND received, all in chronological order.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
I just want to make out with him forever
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
I'm really busy with my period
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