At least make sure they are 18
Why
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
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