I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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