tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
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