Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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