The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
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