butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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