I want to stick my p in your. b.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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