I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
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