I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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