Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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