in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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