Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
The beer is more important than you right now.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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