I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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