Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Tomorrow's Mother's Day and the only thing I can afford is beer and the McDonalds dollar menu. Do you think a Budweiser and a Big Mac says thank you for me fucking up your life since 1990?
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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