yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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