we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Little spoons don't ask big questions
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
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