i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
Vodka?
Forever.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
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