he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
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