Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
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