This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I don't understand how he can't hear himself snoring, but he'll wake up to me sneaking m&m's from my junk food stash beside the bed...
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
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