Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
Randomize
