Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
Randomize
