You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Need sex. Gaining weight.
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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