haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
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