Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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