what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
Damn victory sex feels great
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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