chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
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